Jokes and Loads More

Friday, 30 March 2012

A bikini is an outfit where 90% of a woman's body is exposed.

The amazing fact is that men are so decent, they only look at the 10% that isn't.

I committed the perfect crime: I put a mime artist in an airtight glass box.

Nobody suspected a thing.

The judge just gave me life in an Ethiopian prison...

I should be out in three days.

The police got me a really big bouncy castle for my birthday.

All I had to do was stand on a ledge outside my office.

Have you noticed how the top and bottom biscuit in the packet are always broken?

I don't know why they bother putting them in.