This movie 'MAY' contain nudity?

Warning: This movie 'MAY' contain nudity? 

Either it does or it doesn't, don't waste my fucking time.

lick the knife?

"Must you really lick the knife?"

"Sorry, force of habit" I said "Loads of people do it though don't they?"

"Yes, but not during surgery, Doctor".

Bolton players

 Bolton players said to be uncertain if they will be able to play football this weekend.

So, no different to any other weekend then.   

Thai bride

I keep making racist jokes about my Dad and his Thai bride. He finds it really annoying...

And so does my dad.

Treadmill face plant

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