Monday, 30 January 2012
music joke
If we all end up going to jail for downloading music, I at least hope they separate us by music genre.
Saturday, 28 January 2012
Joke
a man goes into a pub orders his drink and spots two nice looking women sat at a table chatting. he says to the barman"i think il try my luck with those two tonight dave" the barman replied"you've got no chance mate their both lesbians". so he pick his beer up walked over to the table sat himself down and said"so what part of lesbania do you two come from then".
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gives you a smile
I was talking to this holocaust surviver, she was really interesting and I wanted to know more.
So I asked her for her number.
So I asked her for her number.
joke
My mum was part of a gang and was always in trouble with the law. Some nights she'd come home from a "job" - she's black, it's not a real one, don't worry - and she'd just start swearing at me. But even as she called me a piece of shit or told me to fuck off, one thing she never really understood was the irony of calling me a son of a bitch.
Shame really, because she's actually the mum of a snitch and is now serving 8 years
Shame really, because she's actually the mum of a snitch and is now serving 8 years
funny
sounds like it would happern to
This really fit blonde from work asked me if i was doing anything at lunch. I said no and she wanted to come have lunch with me. During lunch I admitted i had a crush on her from the beginning.
She admitted she had forgot her purse at home and was starving.
She admitted she had forgot her purse at home and was starving.
good laugh
Friday, 27 January 2012
top joke
A fireman runs into a classroom holding a screwdriver and shouts out 'THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!!'
joke
I don't think I'll ever get over my wife dying.She's blocking the doorway and I'm confined to a wheelchair.
funny
I've filmed a lot of big movies over the years.Been kicked out of plenty of cinemas for it too.
Thursday, 26 January 2012
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